Shadow Priest Warlock

drkshkr

Dad by 7am, dot cleave by 9pm. I keep two specs, one guild, and zero patience for pulling before everyone's back from the bathroom.

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UNIT FRAMETARGET: SELF
NAME
drkshkr
SPECS
Shadow / Affliction
GUILD
<Naptime Raiders>
STATUS
AFK — kid needs a snack
RAID ROLE
DPS, occasional voice of reason
drkshkr casts Shadow Word: Pain party chat: someone unmute, we can hear your TV drkshkr's Void Form fades — insanity depleted raid leader: pulling in 5, actually pulling in 12 drkshkr summons Felguard loot roll needed on Juice Box (Epic) drkshkr casts Shadow Word: Pain party chat: someone unmute, we can hear your TV drkshkr's Void Form fades — insanity depleted raid leader: pulling in 5, actually pulling in 12
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Character Info

Weeknights, once the dishes are done and the kids are down, I log in for two or three hours of controlled chaos with people I've never met in person and would still trust with my car keys.

I main Shadow Priest for the damage-over-time math and the general vibe of being quietly terrifying from the back of the room. Warlock is the backup for nights when I want something to explode instead of slowly wither.

Outside the game I'm mostly normal. Mostly.

  • Patience 70
  • DPS Uptime 88
  • Ability to hear kids over voice chat 96
  • Reaction time, post-bedtime-battle 41
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The Mains

SHADOW PRIEST

Damage Over Time

Stack the dots, hold still, watch the number go up while everyone else panics. Voidform is basically what my brain feels like during a toy meltdown, minus the healing.

  • Shadow Word: Painslow burn
  • Mind Flaychanneled
  • Void Eruptionbig moment
WARLOCK

Slow Decay, Then Chaos

Affliction when I want to set something on fire and walk away. Demonology when I need a minion to do the parenting-adjacent work of standing in the fire so I don't have to.

  • Agonyramps up
  • Summon Felguardextra hands
  • Chaos Boltthe finisher
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The Party

bignaptime
Tank · West Coast
Pulls too early, apologizes never.
mrsdrkshkr
Healer · Same house, different room
Keeps me alive in-game and otherwise.
carpoolkarl
DPS · Central
Also a dad. We compare bedtime routines mid-pull.
juicebox
Support / Snack Runner
Nine years old. Rolls need on everything.
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Raid Nights

NightWindowFocusStatus
Tuesday8:30 – 10:30pmProgression, current tierLive
Thursday8:30 – 10:00pmAlt runs, farm contentLive
SaturdayWhenever the house is quietMythic+ keys, no pressureFlex
SundayOffFamily day, gear resetsOffline